Some times you found yourself trapped in a relationship that has no future because you are not in love with your girlfriend anymore or because she is a manipulative sociopath witch.
When every time you look at her, you don't feel butterflies in your stomach anymore.
Or when she spy on your email when you are sleeping, then you know that is healthier to give up and is time to break up with your girlfriend.
Breaking up could be hard for both, you need to be gentle and kind, and above all be very careful to avoid the follow ten stupid situations.
1.
Changing your Facebook status to "single" without telling her.
The new Classic social media break up for teens.
2.
Sending her a text message when she is on a business meeting.
She will lose the composure and the deal.
3.
On a Coffee Shop.
Hot beverages can turn a breakup in a more painful situation than needed, especially when a cup of hot coffee is spilled in your lap.
4.
In a family dinner in front of her parents.
Ahem...
Can you pass me the salad dear please? By the way...
we are through.
5.
In the Kitchen when she is peeling carrots.
Don't give her ideas! 6.
In front of her black belt martial artist brother.
Especially if you finish with her after he was disqualified in a tournament for Steroids abuse.
Hulk smash!! 7.
At the wedding just before the "I do" part, especially when her parents paid for a VIP wedding reception.
8.
After having sex.
That was good...
oh I forgot to tell you...
I'm dumping you.
9.
During sex.
Never ever finish with her before you finish.
10.
Before sex.
That is stupid, period.
"Stupid is who stupid does" said Forest Gump, wise words.
Please try to avoid those situations and help yourself not to fall into the "Heartless Guy" category.